Hamncheezr

stillticking:

misterprankster:

wickedpissahyall:

I’m not normally one to talk about hot button topics or let my politics show, that being said…….

If you are going to eat a PB & J sammich……this is the ONLY acceptable way to eat it. You have to mix the peanut butter and jelly together….otherwise the jelly slides off the bread.  And it needs to be mixed in a coffee mug because it’s deeper and the jelly doesn’t slide out of the bowl.

And NO the store bought strip PB & J in a jar is NOT acceptable….that premade stuff taste like crap.

I am ambivalent about PB & J……I prefer to no partake, but respect your right to put anything you want into your facehole.

You can do whatever you want however you want it. It’s people taking away my right to choose and think for myself when it comes to the enjoyment of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I have an issue with. People want to ostracize me because I hold a different opinion on the status of the peanut butter and jelly in the lexicon of American culture. Well, let me tell you something! This ostrich ain’t goin’ nowhere, Buster! VIVA LA REVOLUĆION!

I try very hard to stay out of these hot button issues but Tracey is right on here. My dear old dad made it like this for us and it really is the only way to go. I have tried to pass it down to my own children but the heathens only like plain peanut butter. It’s very difficult for me to accept but I do my best.

One of my children, whom I love and dearly respect, cares nothing for the bread at all!  Choosing to indulge in her peanut butter straight out of the jar with a spoon.

No judgement.