August 2011
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Jealousy
I girl I work with is going today to have her very long brown hair dyed blue.
I am insane with jealousy.
I have wanted blue hair since I was 15yrs old. The one time I attempted it, the stupid at Sally Beauty Supply sold me the wrong developer to go with the colorant and my very black hair came out looking like a calico cat; mottled copper, orange, some very light blond, mostly around my face. ...
Lord of the Rings day
It feels like a Lord of the Rings day.
Lord of the Rings days are slightly lazy days, where you can stay home all day… relax. Read books with the kids, knit a little. Make yummy food. Lay on the couch and watch Lord of the Rings with the curtains drawn up.
I need a Lord of the Rings day.
Today however, is not that day.
I need to go to Walmart, the bane of my existence, at some...
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Excited much?
Jeremiah just got out of the shower and instead of getting dressed in his jammies he put on his new white karate outfit.
I have no idea what it’s actually called, but the white wide legged pants and the white wrap around jacket and his white belt.
He looks adorable.
What a long strange trip...
I got up at 6:45AM. My clock does not have a 6am (or a 7am) so I was discombobulated all day.
We got the kids up at 7, they normally get up at 9. They’re sleep deprived and cranky.
Took the kids to the dentist for a cleaning for both of them, where Jeremiah cried over getting an x-ray (the thing hurt his mouth apparently) and then Hannah pitched such a fit, really crying though at...
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There is a SecondHarvestKnox.com / Feed the Hungry billboard that I see on my way home every time I go to Knoxville.
It reads:
“1 in 4 Americans
Struggle With Hunger”
EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it I have to do a double take because what I read is:
“1 in 4 Americans
Is a Muggle”
And then I laugh.
EVERY TIME.
Another call to poison control...
I think this makes my second one for Hannah. I’ve never had to call it for Jeremiah.
I bought Jeremiah a hurricane kit— the kind you use 2 2liter bottles to make, it comes with some dye tablets and the plastic cap/cuff for screwing the two bottles together.
Hannah ate a dye tablet. Really Hannah ate about 1/3rd of a dye tablet, because once she crunched it between her teeth...
I'm making a friendship bracelet
out of embroidery floss because I am 12.
I only own 5 colors of embroidery floss. I’m not sure they’re specifically complementary but I wanted to see if I could remember how to do it.
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I think the Phelps twins were sexiest in Harry Potter and the Year That No One Got Haircuts
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smilebeauiful replied to your post: Jeremiah needs to go to bed. I am wearing a black… Doritos are freaking awesome!!
You’re a little buddy. You’re not supposed to read my posts about sex.
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Jeremiah needs to go to bed.
I am wearing a black and blue bustier and thong under my huge Metallica t-shirt and stolen M&M’s boxers.
Tony needs to discover this.
Beer makes me horny.
In slightly related news… I FREIKING LOVE DORITOS.
Wooo Beer!!
Tony brought home beer. Given the way my head has felt, it can’t make it any worse. So… Beer!
I tried to type in www.tumblr.com and typed in www.beer.com instead. Oops.
I’ve only had one too, but i drank it quick.
Time to shower and climb back into my old, stolen M&Ms boxer shorts (I filched them from Tony).
Rented Just Go With It, gonna take up residence on the couch with another ice pack. Migraine’s let up a little.
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You think Tony would think I’m nuts if I yarn bombed the entire trunk of our huge black walnut tree?
Yes?
Oh…
Migraines make me crazy, I don’t really want to knit something that big out of gold acrylic?
Oh…
I don’t even like gold?
Oh yeah, I remember.
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private-bits replied to your photo: I need a hammock. For reals. Oh. And I forgot to tell you how lovelies you’re looking today. ;)
Thank you! I don’t feel lovely today. Migraine is still here, my hair is leaning towards needing a...
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private-bits replied to your photo: I need a hammock. For reals. Meeeeee tooooooooo! I found one yesterday, stand and all, for $90. Sadly, I don’t have $90 to spend on a hammock. :/ le sigh.
Same boat!
Plus, the act of me buying a hammock...
