I girl I work with is going today to have her very long brown hair dyed blue. I am insane with jealousy. I have wanted blue hair since I was 15yrs old. The one time I attempted it, the stupid at Sally Beauty Supply sold me the wrong developer to go with the colorant and my very black hair came out looking like a calico cat; mottled copper, orange, some very light blond, mostly around my face. ...
Lord of the Rings day
It feels like a Lord of the Rings day. Lord of the Rings days are slightly lazy days, where you can stay home all day… relax. Read books with the kids, knit a little. Make yummy food. Lay on the couch and watch Lord of the Rings with the curtains drawn up. I need a Lord of the Rings day. Today however, is not that day. I need to go to Walmart, the bane of my existence, at some...
Jeremiah just got out of the shower and instead of getting dressed in his jammies he put on his new white karate outfit. I have no idea what it’s actually called, but the white wide legged pants and the white wrap around jacket and his white belt. He looks adorable.
What a long strange trip...
I got up at 6:45AM. My clock does not have a 6am (or a 7am) so I was discombobulated all day. We got the kids up at 7, they normally get up at 9. They’re sleep deprived and cranky. Took the kids to the dentist for a cleaning for both of them, where Jeremiah cried over getting an x-ray (the thing hurt his mouth apparently) and then Hannah pitched such a fit, really crying though at...
There is a SecondHarvestKnox.com / Feed the Hungry billboard that I see on my way home every time I go to Knoxville. It reads: “1 in 4 Americans Struggle With Hunger” EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it I have to do a double take because what I read is: “1 in 4 Americans Is a Muggle” And then I laugh. EVERY TIME.
Another call to poison control...
I think this makes my second one for Hannah. I’ve never had to call it for Jeremiah. I bought Jeremiah a hurricane kit— the kind you use 2 2liter bottles to make, it comes with some dye tablets and the plastic cap/cuff for screwing the two bottles together. Hannah ate a dye tablet. Really Hannah ate about 1/3rd of a dye tablet, because once she crunched it between her teeth...
I'm making a friendship bracelet
out of embroidery floss because I am 12. I only own 5 colors of embroidery floss. I’m not sure they’re specifically complementary but I wanted to see if I could remember how to do it.
I think the Phelps twins were sexiest in Harry Potter and the Year That No One Got Haircuts
smilebeauiful replied to your post: Jeremiah needs to go to bed. I am wearing a black… Doritos are freaking awesome!! You’re a little buddy. You’re not supposed to read my posts about sex.
Jeremiah needs to go to bed. I am wearing a black and blue bustier and thong under my huge Metallica t-shirt and stolen M&M’s boxers. Tony needs to discover this. Beer makes me horny. In slightly related news… I FREIKING LOVE DORITOS.
Tony brought home beer. Given the way my head has felt, it can’t make it any worse. So… Beer! I tried to type in www.tumblr.com and typed in www.beer.com instead. Oops. I’ve only had one too, but i drank it quick.
Time to shower and climb back into my old, stolen M&Ms boxer shorts (I filched them from Tony). Rented Just Go With It, gonna take up residence on the couch with another ice pack. Migraine’s let up a little.
You think Tony would think I’m nuts if I yarn bombed the entire trunk of our huge black walnut tree? Yes? Oh… Migraines make me crazy, I don’t really want to knit something that big out of gold acrylic? Oh… I don’t even like gold? Oh yeah, I remember.
private-bits replied to your photo: I need a hammock. For reals. Oh. And I forgot to tell you how lovelies you’re looking today. ;) Thank you! I don’t feel lovely today. Migraine is still here, my hair is leaning towards needing a...
private-bits replied to your photo: I need a hammock. For reals. Meeeeee tooooooooo! I found one yesterday, stand and all, for $90. Sadly, I don’t have $90 to spend on a hammock. :/ le sigh. Same boat! Plus, the act of me buying a hammock...